Famous Last Words

Let's see what this baby'll do!

Is this thing loaded?

It couldn't happen here.

Betcha' can't do this!

(And for missionaries,) - They look friendly to me.

I'll get a world record for this.

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

No, my shoes aren't untied.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

I'll get your toast out.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

I've done this before.

Well we've made it this far.

That's odd.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

OK this is the last time.

Now watch this.

This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.

What duck?

Don't worry, it's not that deep.

No, he doesn't bite.

My breaks are fine.

Look mom, no hands!

OOPS!!