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Classic Church Bulletin Bloopers

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Evening massage - 6 p.m.

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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