Installing Love
Tech Support: Yes,
how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to
proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase
Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get
the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click
on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and acknowledge your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and
never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn
share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
God/Tech Support: You are Welcome, Anytime.
Author Unknown - Received from Kenny Duke